The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
