can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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