The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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