You can't special order awesome
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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