My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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