So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Well I just put wine in my tea
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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