You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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