Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
