He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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