oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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