So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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