do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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