she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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