she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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