Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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