Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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