did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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