Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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