The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
