You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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