We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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