And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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