I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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