The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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