i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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