It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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