Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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