Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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