She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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