my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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