she was so not down for the gang bang
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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