i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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