sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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