dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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