my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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