4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
even my farts smell like vagina
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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