in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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