I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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