I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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