I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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