Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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