my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I need moral support for this bender
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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