Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Alive.
So much puke
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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