..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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