It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Jerry, you need to find god
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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