This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she smelled like a LAN party
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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