these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Randomize
