Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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