You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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