It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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