At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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