i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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