Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Did I show you my penis last night?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm bleeding and have questions
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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