i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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