He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I looked at my own cervix.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
